jeudi 10 décembre 2009

Sé pa bin grav

Mais moi ça me fait ca-po-ter.

Puisées ce matin dans la chronique de Foglia, ces deux questions adressées aux élèves du primaire de la commission scolaire Marie-Victorin sur la Rive-Sud. C'est un exercice sur les anglicismes. On demande aux élèves de choisir le bon mot :

Tu as (checker, vérifier) le mot dans le dictionnaire.

Le directeur a (annulée, cancellée) la soirée de danse.

Voici maintenant MES questions :

Non mais c'est qui le triple-cave qui a composé ces questions ?

C'est qui la zouave qui n'a pas accordé les mots à choisir ?

Qui sont tous ces profs qui ont laissé passer ces énormités ?

Qui est le directeur de cette Commission scolaire ?

Personnellement, quelqu'un qui ne maîtrise pas la langue ou l'écriture, ça ne me dérange pas vraiment. Mais que ceux et celles qui ont pour métier de la faire connaître et apprendre aux enfants ne sachent même pas accorder les verbes et participes (je ne parle pas des exceptions et difficultés ici, mais bien de la base), ça me confirme simplement qu'au Ministère de l'Éducation, ya de nombreux coups de pieds aux culs qui se perdent ...

44 commentaires:

Anonyme a dit…

S'il te plait Croco, enlève le "s" de ton "cul"....

Mouaaahhh !!!

Anonyme a dit…

Ne me raconte pas que tu l'avais mis à ton "ce" de ta deuxième phrase, et qu'il a glissé hen.

Ca serait pas une nouvelle pédagogie cette manière de posée les questions ?

crocomickey a dit…

Le "ce" c'est l'oubli et le cul au pluriel, je savais pas. Faut dire que c'est un peu spécial. Ya plusieurs culs à frapper dans mes intentions.

Et que penser de ce "posée" dans ton deuxième commentaire ?

Faut dire qu'on est pas enseignant. Fiou !!!

Anonyme a dit…

Vous exigez trop! Choisir le mot français en plus de l'accorder... vous souhaitez un « burn out » à tous?

Accent Grave

crocomickey a dit…

Tu mets un peu trop l'accent toué là !


Doparano a dit…

En plus de ne pas arriver à leur apprendre les notions de base de la grammaire, on leur impose le nouvel ortographe qui va tout chambouler.

Pis ça , ça m'ennerve!

Zoreilles a dit…

Pars moué pas là-dessus, toué!


Trop tard!

Je ne suis pas sévère avec tout le monde sur la qualité du français, mais les enseignants, les communicateurs et les gens des médias ont le devoir d'être rigoureux quand leur principal instrument de travail, c'est la langue.

Niveler par le bas, c'est pas la solution. Changer les règles non plus.

Rosette ou Rosie, c'est pareil a dit…

Je seconde totalement les commentaires d'Accent Grave et de Zoreilles.

D'ailleurs, il y a une erreur dans la deuxième question! On devrait y lire (annulÉ) puisque le participe est conjugué avec le verbe "avoir"... Épouvantable, non? :-0

crocomickey a dit…

Il y a erreur dans les deux questions ma chère et c'est pitoyable.

Rosette ou Rosie, c'est pareil a dit…

En effet... Et je n'ai relevé la seconde que plus tard, comme tu as pu le constater sur ton billet subséquent... Pitoyable, je le suis aussi quand il se fait tard...

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