mardi 8 décembre 2009

Chier dans la rue

Je regardais hier soir le sixième et dernier épisode de l’extraordinaire série télé Apocalypse sur les ondes de TV5. Encore une fois, soufflé j’étais. Toutes les images de ces six heures sont d’époque, c’est-à-dire qu’elles furent filmées par les caméramen des armées impliquées ou par des particuliers témoins de cette Deuxième Guerre Mondiale sur tous les fronts : africains, européens, russe et japonais. Pas de photos ici : que du film retouché juste ce qu’il faut par les studios modernes, avec parfois une légère coloration. La presque perfection pour tout vous dire.

Hier, c’était l’épisode final intitulé : l’Enfer. Les trois dernières années 1943-44-45. J’étais particulièrement estomaqué (vous verrez la pertinence de ce terme) par ce qui s’est passé en finale sur le front russe.

Imaginez la scène : 200,000 soldats allemands vaincus et détestés qui sont ramenés à Moscou sur ordre de Staline. 200,000 hommes fourbus, fatigués, désarmés, qui marchent pendant des centaines de kilomètres et arrivent finalement dans la capitale russe.

Ils n’en peuvent plus, ils ont peur de mourir et sont affamés à l’extrême. Avant d’entrer dans la ville on leur sert une soupe de choux. Mais … une soupe de choux TRÈS grasse. En avançant dans la ville sous les quolibets et les crachats de la foule de civils avides de vengeance, les 200,000 soldats allemands commencent à avoir des crampes abdominales et se mettent à chier leurs diarrhées dans leurs culottes … C’est la débâcle hygiénique totale et la chiée illimitée.

Et nous spectateurs, d’apercevoir ces chars-arroseurs qui suivent la parade pour arroser de leurs puissants jets d’eau cette merde dégoulinante sur la chaussée. Presqu’irréel : on filme des chars qui nettoient la chiasse allemande dans les rues de Moscou !

Je ne sais pas ce qui est finalement arrivé à ces allemands (qui avaient eux-mêmes tués des centaines de milliers de russes préalablement, ne l’oublions pas), mais ça n’a pas dû être drôle. Finalement, ce Staline était quasiment aussi capoté que le fũhrer Hitler.

62 commentaires:

Henri a dit…

Ces images m'ont également jeté par terre. L'être humain est vraiment capable du pire.

Zoreilles a dit…

Ça fait quelques fois que j'entends parler de cette série. Si elle a été si réaliste et rigoureusement amenée du point de vue de la recherche historique, ce dont je ne doute pas du tout, je souhaite au moins qu'on puisse humainement en tirer des leçons pour le présent et l'avenir.

Sinon, c'est juste sombre. Point.

crocomickey a dit…

L'Histoire est faite pour ça, non ?

J'en aurai une copie après les Fêtes. Si ça te tente et si t'as encore un lecteur de cassettes ...

Zoreilles a dit…

Merci quand même, Croco, mais je n'y tiens pas. J'ai toujours un lecteur VHS/DVD que j'avais acheté dans le temps de la transition mais ce que j'ai vu, lu et entendu, sur ton blogue et d'autres aussi, au sujet de la série Apocalypse, me suffit amplement pour être sensibilisée à ce que peuvent faire des êtres humains à d'autres êtres humains et jusqu'où peut aller l'horreur... Un peu plus et ce serait trop.

Gérard Day a dit…

J'ai aussi suivi cette série du début à la fin et j'en suis reviré.

Même si j'avais lu et vu de nombreux ouvrages sur le sujet, c'est, et de loin, ce que j'ai vu de plus instructif.

Mais, effectivement, c'est dur, très dur. Mais la guerre peut-elle être autrement?

Cette guerre a été abominable.

Je recommande le visionnement de ce document malgré la sensibilité des coeurs... Mais attelez-vous.

Lise a dit…

Croco,

je seconde tout à fait le commentaire de Zoreilles. Ces émissions je n'aurais aucune envie de les regarder, surtout après avoir lu ton texte, celui d'Henri, et reçu un courriel m'en parlant de manière détaillée. Non merci! L'espèce humaine est suffisamment désespérante à cotoyer au quotidien...

crocomickey a dit…

Ya pas de mal à garder les yeux dans le rose nanane ...

Anonyme a dit…

Abominable, la race humaine....
Mon oncle maternel qui a eu la malchance de naître alsacien à cette époque, s'est vu enrôler de force à 19 ans par les teutons dans la werhmart, il a laissé sa jeune vie au camp de tambov en russie, là où on n'everrait même pas le diable.
Sa dernière lettre écrite à ses parent alors qu'il voguait vers je ne sais où sur la Volga se voulait rassurante, adorable qu'il était...

Zoreilles a dit…

Croco, je l'ai pris personnel là...

Je veux garder mes yeux dans le rose nanane, moi? T'es pas le premier à me le dire mais c'est pas ça, sinon, je ferais pas la moitié de ce que je fais, parce que je fais souvent le choix de l'avoir et de la voir en pleine face, la misère, la solitude, la détresse, la maladie et la peur pour essayer de changer un petit quelque chose là-dedans. Ça donnerait quoi à qui que je me force à voir l'horreur de la Deuxième Guerre? Je suis déjà pacifiste. La misère me touche, me bouleverse, me tue. Si je veux continuer à agir autour de moi pour la reconnaître et la soulager, ici et maintenant, même juste un peu, je ne peux pas me permettre de déprimer, on compte sur moi, sur mon spring, sur mes yeux et mon coeur dans le rose nanane...

Cette série, il fallait qu'elle existe et qu'elle soit vue par le plus grand nombre. Mais moi, je suis pas obligée de m'astreindre à ça si ça me rentre dedans pour me paralyser ensuite.

Pas pires amis, hein? Je te le dis comme je le pense!

crocomickey a dit…

Mettons que j'exagérais un peu ...

:-)

crocomickey a dit…

Je voudrais rajouter qu'outre l'horreur, cette série m'a beaucoup appris sur l'Histoire de ce grand conflit que mer origines m'avaient limité au centre européen. Les détails sur les fronts africains, russes et japonais m'ont abasourdi et démontré que j'en savais bien peu sur cette fameuse guerre "mondiale". Voilà.

Anonyme a dit…

Croco,

moi aussi je l'ai pris personnel ce matin en lisant ton commentaire (surtout qu'il était juste sous le mien), mais n'ai rien dit, parce que je ne crois pas voir la vie à travers des lunettes roses, et ne voulais pas être blessante.

Même la violence à la télé me rebute, alors regarder des horreurs qui se sont réellement passées, voir à quel point la méchanceté humaine est un abîme sans fond, non merci! Pas capable! Appelle-moi petite nature, mais c'est comme ça...

Sans rancune cher Croco, et bons Contes urbains !
:-)

J'utilise Blogger afin de pouvoir supprimer mon commentaire éventuellement...

Lise

Rosette ou Rosie, c'est pareil a dit…

L'humanité est la seule race qui soit à la fois si cruelle et atroce. Elle est également la seule qui parviendra à s'auto-détruire...

Suzanne a dit…

Je suis restée "scotchée" à mon téléviseur durant les 6 heures d'Apocalypse. Par devoir de mémoire.

J'en garderai copie pour mes petits-enfants (ils n'ont pas encore l'âge ni la maturité pour supporter l'horreur des images).

..pour l'Histoire avec un grand H.

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